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    <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/</link>
    <description>Revealing what they don't want you to know. It's the real news!</description>
    <category>News</category>
    <copyright>Matthew Brown</copyright>
    <webMaster>Matthew Brown</webMaster>
    <language>EN</language>
    
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       <title>REBUILD BRENT SPENCE WITH CORPORATE SPONSORSHIP</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/brentspence.htm</link>
       <description>Hey corporate sponsors, I've got a bridge to sell you!</description>
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       <title>PRETENDERS CALL THEMSELVES CHAMPIONS AGAIN</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/broncos.htm</link>
       <description>You should not get into the playoffs without at least a 9 and 7 record.</description>
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       <title>JUST MAKE SOME CHEESE AND PEPPERONI</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/pizza.htm</link>
       <description>No one wants a pizza with potatoes on it.</description>
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       <title>TIME TO UPDATE THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/pledge.htm</link>
       <description>We can use it to weed out Muslim Arab terrorists.</description>
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       <title>PERSON OF INTEREST IS PROPAGANDA FOR BIG BROTHER</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/personofinterest.htm</link>
       <description>They are trying to sell us constant surveillance.</description>
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       <title>NEW POST OFFICE SLOGAN LEAVES US SCRATCHING OUR HEADS</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/gopostal.htm</link>
       <description>How can they not know what that means?</description>
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       <title>WHAT IS THE CLOUD?</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/cloud.htm</link>
       <description>Data just flying around on wireless networks? Doesn't sound secure.</description>
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       <title>HURRICANE BEARS DOWN ON US MAINLAND. IS OBAMA TO BLAME?</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/hurricaneirene.htm</link>
       <description>He is the President. Why doesn't he do something?</description>
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       <title>"TOM TAGGER" DEFACING COVINGTON</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/tomtagger.htm</link>
       <description>This is not art!</description>
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       <title>MORE BIZARRE HAPPENINGS AT RED RIVER GORGE</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/redgorge3.htm</link>
       <description>Jersey Devil moved south, and cyclops people</description>
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       <title>MADAME SOPHIA LAROQUE REPUDIATES NEW ZODIAC</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/newzodiac.htm</link>
       <description>Ophiuchus is not a real sign</description>
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       <title>NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK CHANGING THEIR NAME</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/newkids.htm</link>
       <description>Now called DAMN KIDS OFF MY LAWN</description>
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       <title>NO CABLE TV? NO BOWL GAMES FOR YOU!</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/bowlgames2011.htm</link>
       <description>Football is a gladiator show for the rich only</description>
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       <title>MCDONALD'S INCREASINGLY UNFRIENDLY TO THE POOR</title>
       <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/mcdonalds_is_unfriendly.htm</link>
       <description>Choke it down and get lost, ya bum!</description>
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