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    <description>Revealing what they don't want you to know. It's the real news!</description>
    <category>News</category>
    <copyright>Matthew Brown</copyright>
    <webMaster>Matthew Brown</webMaster>
    <language>EN</language>
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      <title>PARANOID TEABAGGERS WON'T ANSWER CENSUS</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/census2010.htm</link>
      <description>It's some kind of conspiracy!</description>
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      <title>RAMA HO LAMA SAYS ICELAND MUST SACRIFICE</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/iceland.htm</link>
      <description>They must appease the angry Volcano God.</description>
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      <title>DON'T BLAME IT ALL ON TIGER WOODS AND JESSE JAMES</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/woods_james.htm</link>
      <description>Elin married a rock star, Sandra married a bad boy.</description>
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      <title>THE SUPREME COURT HAS KILLED DEMOCRACY</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/courtkillsdemocracy.htm</link>
      <description>Elections are now as rigged as pro wrestling.</description>
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      <title>IS THE NFL RIGGED?</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/footballrigged.htm</link>
      <description>Do refs help favored teams and sandbag unfavored ones?</description>
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      <title>VINCE MCMAHON MAKES ELIZABETH LAMBERT AN OFFER</title>
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      <description>Liz The Loco Lobo to be a pro wrestler.</description>
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      <title>WAL-MART WANTS TO BANKRUPT THE GIRL SCOUTS</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/walmart_hates_girlscouts.htm</link>
      <description>Wal-Mart has ripped off the recipes for Thin Mints and Tagalongs.</description>
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      <title>HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS CONFUSED ABOUT MOON LANDING</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/moonlanding.htm</link>
      <description>Stretch Armstrong and Buzz Lightyear landed on the moon.</description>
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      <title>BUSH DOES NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT ALL THE FUSS IS ABOUT IN IRAN</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/iranriots.htm</link>
      <description>"Here in America, people don't riot over a rigged election. We have them all the time!"</description>
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      <title>MAN WINS NCAA OFFICE POOL WITH HELP FROM PSYCHIC</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/psychicncaa.htm</link>
      <description>Madame Sophia LaRoque has done it again.</description>
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      <title>EMERGENCY SERVICES ARE NOT IMPORTANT, THE IDIOT BOX IS</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/idiotbox.htm</link>
      <description>The delay from February 17 to June 12 is pointless.</description>
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      <title>OLIVER BOOTH IS A LOAD OF LAUGHS</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/oliverbooth.htm</link>
      <description>I really enjoyed this book by David Desmond.</description>
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      <title>WHITE NOISE GENERATORS MAKING BROWN NOTE</title>
      <link>http://www.uncoveror.com/brownnote.htm</link>
      <description>Sound machine to help people sleep making them empty their bowels</description>
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      <title>NUCLEAR LIGHT BULBS TO MAKE CF OBSOLETE</title>
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      <description>They generate their own energy. Take that gas and electric company!</description>
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