OSAMA BIN LADEN MAY ATTACK FROM
SPACE
Weekly World News recently ran a story about Osama Bin Laden placing a doomsday bomb in space. See, We told you so! Here is a reprint of our story from February 5, 2001. This story, originally entitled
The Osama Bin Laden Controversy was submitted by Professor Maharishi of Kama Mohini University in India.
He is an expert in Tantric Arts, Alien Psychokenesis, Telepathy, and Voodoo Philosophy.
The US Government's contention that Osama Bin Laden is hiding in Pakistan or Afganistan is a hoax.
On April 13, 1979 there was a bloody battle between the Mujahadeen forces and Afghan General Najibullah's Russian backed military commandos in the suburbs of Kabul (then Afghanistan's Capitol). Though the Mujahadeen forces had a triumphant victory in the end, Bin Laden, who was a frontline fighter was seriously wounded while in hostile territory. By a twist of fate, he was taken to the care of the Red Cross team in that area. There, he was entrusted to a US volunteer named
Celine. 
Celine was a super kid in high school and college. A mathematics major from UCLA, Celine was working on mathematical models of graphical user interfaces and computer operating systems even before Bill Gates and Paul Allen came up with the basic code for windows. She had hangings of her work all around her home.
He was deeply "touched" by her affection and kindness and impressed by her intelligence. "Contact" with Celine profoundly influenced his thinking and emotions. Bin Laden decided to come to the US and become an "American Ayatollah". Celine promised to help him.
Celine changed her name to Fatima. They flew to Geneva to finalize the paperwork for his immigration to the US. On November 15, 1980 they took a flight from Zurich to Boston without even having the slightest idea of what was awaiting them. There was an alien abduction of Bin Laden and Celine when the flight was passing over the middle of the Atlantic Ocean. It was attributed to the wrath of the Gods! The US government suppressed the event and reported it as a terrorist bombing without mentioning the fact that Bin Laden was a passenger.
Bin Laden and his girlfriend Celine are now aliens. The following is a Russian spy-satellite picture of them taken in a park in Pasadena, Ca (Celine's hometown) in the
summer of 1999.
Celine found it hard to forget her former hometown. Under pressure from the US, (through generous world bank loans to the Russian Mafia, alias Government) the Russians are also silent about Bin Laden's story, though they have been following the events very closely. The US is very worried now, since Bin Laden, aided by his American wife Fatima can wage a "jihad" against it from outer space, and earth with their supporters in the Taliban movement.
