INVESTING TO WIN IN TODAY'S ECONOMY
In today's climate of corporate fraud, book cooking, and SEC investigations, investing in the stock market is no longer lucrative. It is akin to throwing money into a fire. If one year ago, you had invested one thousand dollars in Enron, you would now have under sixteen dollars. With WorldCom, your thousand dollar investment would now be worth less than five dollars. It is clear that whether an investor seeks safe, low-yield securities, or a bold and aggressive portfolio, new investment strategies are needed.
Those seeking a conservative strategy might want to
consider investing in bedding. To invest in bedding, convert your stock, bonds,
bank accounts, and any other securities you have to Federal Reserve Notes.
Federal Reserve Notes are currently issued in denominations of one, five, ten,
twenty, fifty, and one hundred dollars. Take the notes into your personal
bedroom, lift the mattress from your box spring, and place your Federal Reserve
Notes on the box spring. After this has been completed, put the mattress back
down. Under your mattress, your savings will hold their value. One thousand
dollars today will still be one thousand dollars tomorrow, and the next. Unlike
stock certificates, Federal Reserve Notes will not become worthless paper.
If a more aggressive investment strategy is what you
seek, consider Equine Futures. Go to your local Thoroughbred racecourse, study
the program, and daily racing form, and play the ponies. Since not all horses
are the same, a wise investor can predict which horses are likely to win, place,
and show giving a reasonable return on investment. Really hungry investors may
even wish to enter the highly lucrative realm of exotic wagers. Well-placed
picks in Exacta, Trifecta, Pick Three, Pick Six, and such could potentially
yield hundred-fold or thousand-fold returns. As with any
investment strategy, Equine Futures involves risk. Consult the tip sheets, and advisors who may offer hot tips. It's your
money. Don't blow it
on the stock market.